God Hates Astronauts 3-D Cowboy 2-D Spectacular HC

God Hates Astronauts 3-D Cowboy 2-D Spectacular HC

$19.99 USD
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God Hates Astronauts 3-D Cowboy 2-D Spectacular HC

God Hates Astronauts 3-D Cowboy 2-D Spectacular HC

$19.99 USD

Written by RYAN BROWNE (Curse Words, Blast Furnace, Manhattan Projects) and drawn by Ryan plus a cast of incredible comic artists, 3-D COWBOY'S 2-D SPECTACULAR is a collection of short stories perfect for new readers or seasoned GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS vets! Behold twelve wonderful tales of cosmic ghost-cow afterlife, robot-armed dino gangsters, royal burger-meat harvesting, rhinoceros dates gone horribly wrong, Wayne Jetski's employee orientation, and a little Dracula causing accidental explosions! So many fun, dumb stories all in one fun, dumb book!

In the third volume of God Hates Astronauts, series narrator, 3-D Cowboy, was arrested for the murder of rival narrator Charles Soule. Now, while locked in robo-prison, 3-D Cowboy must use his family visitation time to educate his crappy son, 3-D Millennial, in the ways of the family business--telling stories.

As 3-D Cowboy tells stories to his 3-D Millennial, you (the reader) get to follow along as an A-list cast of comic book artists draw the adventures! Look at the incredible talent that draws this stuffs (spoiler alarm: this book look OUTRAGEOUSLY AWESOME):

RYAN BROWNE
PAOLO RIVERA
RYAN BROWNE
JAMES HARREN
GREG SMALLWOOD
ANDY MACDONALD
RYAN LEE
ROB GUILLORY
CHRIS BURNHAM
ZANDER CANNON
BUSTER MOODY
ROBERT WILSON 4
RYAN BROWNE
JOE QUINONES
and introducing…

RYAN BROWNE
AND FEATURING AN INTRODUCTION FROM EX-GHA NARRATOR…

CHARLES SOULE!

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